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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine chords
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Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine ------------------------------ Key of C, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ Play this however you want, but if you're playing it acoustic without a band, it might sound better with some fast strumming. Sounds better than just a monotonous "1, 2, 3, 4" rhythm. ------------------------------ INTRO: C C C C F F F G [x3] C C C C F F F G Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid, Dumb Kid VERSE 1: C C C C I'm not stalking you, I'm walking in front of you F F F G But you're screaming C C C C And I'm not grabbing you, or slapping the ass of you F F F G But I'm dreaming C C C C Cause I like girls in Trackies, I don't know why they just grab me F F F G And I like how you stand up, I like how you stand up C C C C I'm not that weird, I don't have a girl or beard F F F G And I'm so fed up, so fed up PRE-CHORUS 1: Am G Em Am I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm Am G Em Am Cause I don't have that much money I can spend, I can spend Am G Em Am No matter how much porn I download, I will always think of you Am G Em Am And I will be obsessed til the end, til the end CHORUS: C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G F C And I'd do anything you tell me to! C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C G C And I can't stop thinking of you! INTERLUDE: C C C C F F F G [x2] [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/c/cosmo-jarvis/275855.html ] VERSE 2: C C C C I'm not a wanker, well I used to be, but I'm not anymore F F F G Cause it makes me tired C C C C And I'm glad you're happy, but if my love gets crappy F F F G And I'm glad you're admired C C C C And I know I'm immature, I won't stalk you anymore F F F G I'm a dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid C C C C And I'm not forgetting you, I'm just not gonna hit on you. F F F G I'm sexually retarded. INTERLUDE: C C C C F F F G PRE-CHORUS 2: Am G Em Am Speaking of jacking, I was doing it today Am G Em Am But then I quit so I'd last longer, and you wouldn't laugh at me Am G Em Am I'm one of those guys, I can't let go and accept loathing Am G Em Am Cause I've got quite an addictive personality. CHORUS: C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G F C And I'd do anything you tell me to! C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C G C And I can't stop thinking of you! SOLO: Am G Em Am [x4] PRE-CHORUS 3: Am G Em Am I'm not saying we were gonna bang, but it would have been quite nice Am G Em Am And I would have liked it more, than the best thing in the world Am G Em Am You're not the first I've done a song about, trust me. Am G Em A I'm really not that weird, I just get obsessed with girls! CHORUS: C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G F C And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold) C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C G C C And I can't stop thinking of you! BRIDGE: C C Dm C I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed G F I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed CHORUS: C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! G F C And I'd do anything you tell me to! C C Dm C Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! C G C And I can't stop thinking of you! [x2]  |