Bowling For Soup - No Hablo Ingles Acoustic chords

My first contribution....so be gentle with me!!

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai! 

You-you-you-you-you! 

Uno! Dos! Tres! Quatro! 

A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

     E         D
"No hablo Ingles"

A            F#m              E                D            A          
Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over
     E           D
"No hablo Ingles"

A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

     E        D
"No hablo Ingles"

A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

      E      D
"No hablo Ingles"


G
(One! )
When I'm not feeling it! 

D
(Two! )

When someone's full of shit! 

A
(Three! )                 D       A     
When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar! 

G
To make a getaway

D
It's all you've gotta say! 

E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )

              A  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m   E   D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"
(Hey! Hey! Hey! )
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A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

     E        D
"No hablo Ingles"

A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

     E       D
"No hablo Ingles"

A            F#m               E                D           A           F#m
My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

    E     D
"No hablo Ingles"
A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"

(One! )
G
So many different uses! 
(Two! )
A
You don't need no excuses! 
(Three! )
D                         A        D     
It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade! 

G
The perfect getaway! 

D
It's all you've gotta say! 

E
(Quatro! Sinco! Seis! )
"No hablo Ingles!"

              A  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m   E   D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"


---SPANISH BIT---- Alternate E & F(without barring) 

Did you brush your teeth! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Where'd you leave your pants! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Did you feed the fish! ?
(No hablo Ingles! )
Do you like my band! ?
... Wait, don't answer that

              A  
"No hablo Ingles!"

F#m   E   D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"

A    F#m    E     D

"No hablo Ingles!"