Bo Burnham - Deep chords

Progression: G#, B, Em7, C

(spoken) This songs about how deep I am
I'm really fucking deep bro
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep
G#                               B               Em7        C
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
       G# (repeat for next line)
Me Neither
Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat Cleaver


G#                 B            Em7       C
The people in my life are like grains of sand

G#                   B
Cause they stick together

Em7
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole

C           G#         Em7          G#             C
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish

              G#     B
A fish that's drowning  

           C                 G#             
If the artistic process is a birth canal

Em7      G#          C
Than I am a freshly jellied kid

                          G#     B
Come witness my crowning

                      C
Cause thoughts of mine
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              B
Must be a sign that I'm

        G#
Hashtag Deep

Same progression as top:
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?)
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your 
girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither!


G#           B             Em7        C
The people in my life are like blades of grass

G#               Em7                     B
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!

C     G#      Em7        G#          C
Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend

                          G#       B
Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish

C             G#         Em7        G#              C                    G#   B
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then i must have an allergy to shellfish

C                       B
You don't know. How could you know

G#   B   Em7   C
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag Deep