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Hey Everyone this is my first tab so don't chop it down like a lumberjack Bo Burnham "I'm Bo Yo" Standard Tuning NO CAPO Intro E A C#m B (2x) Verse 1 E A Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays C#m B But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... E A I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, C#m B A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it, E A And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming, C#m B And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. E A I spit fire like I just blew a demon C#m B My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin E A Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies C#m B You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses. E A If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. C#m B You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya Chorus E I'm bo yo A And I'm the greatest rappa eva C#m B And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or E Think your better your not A Don't need a sweater I'm hot C#m B I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot E A Oooohhhhhh...yeah C#m Hey, What the fuck's a g spot? E A C#m B Verse 2 //This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play along...here are the chords Go to a E A Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3 C#m B Spin that plant around you got a third world country E A That's right, consider yourself warned C#m B I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn E A Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? C#m B Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram E A Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram? C#m B Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. E A First base, were making out C#m B Second base, I'm getting faked out. E A Third base, I'm getting take out C#m B And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out E A But I just don't know I said I just don't care C#m B My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear E A Cause you can smell and spell my stink C#m B B.O. lingers and it makes you think Chorus [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/b/bo-burnham/215817.html ] E I'm bo yo A And I'm the greatest rappa eva C#m B And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or E Think your better your not A Don't need a sweater I'm hot C#m B I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot E A Oooohhhhhh...yeah C#m B E Provided that you point me in the general Direction A C#m B E A Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts, C#m B I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze E A I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her. C#m B Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise. E A My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with C#m B Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with... E A Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects C#m B I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect E A That says you can't have sex with members of different sects C#m B but you can't have sex with members of the same sex E A So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same C#m B then the only sex left is some left hand shame E A And girl I left you cause u left the game C#m B and if that don't feel right then u can write my name Chorus E I'm bo yo A And I'm the greatest rappa eva C#m B And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or E Think your better your not A Don't need a sweater I'm hot C#m B I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now E A Oooohhhhhh...yeah C#m B Ooohhh...but im inidaquite E A have i got that point across yet C#m B How original E A Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics C#m B I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics E A This isn't about ironic pigment C#m B If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment. E E My junks so long that it hangs and C#m B so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings E A Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings C#m B if you want to take it all wear African neck rings. E A Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin C#m B Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and E A If I'm in the closet then you are below me C#m B Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey Chorus E I'm bo yo A And I'm the greatest rappa eva C#m B And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or E Think your better your not A Don't need a sweater I'm hot C#m B I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now E A C#m B (bo skatting the outro) E |