Blink 182 - Depends chords

Blink 182
Depends
Cheshire Cat
1994 Grilled Cheese Records
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: D

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
D -  xx0232
A -  x02220
G -  320033


Intro:
(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!) 


Verse 1:

Tom:
D
  I don't want to 
A            G
urinate on myself 
D
  I don't want to 
A      G          A
urinate on anyone else 
D                    A
  Well, I guess that really 
        G
doesn't matter anymore 
D                    A 
  Because I can't control
   G          A
my bladder anymore 


Chorus 1:

Tom:
D G A
      Well I guess
         D    G
it all depends 

Mark:
undergarments

Tom:
D G A
     Well I guess 
         D    G
it all depends 

Mark:
undergarments 

Tom:
A
  Step back in the 
D    A        G
light No more soiled 
            A
nights alone But 
        D
I guess I don't 
        G
have a care 
                   A
Because there's not a
load in my underwear 


Verse 2:

Mark:
D               A
  I'm sick of offending everyone
  G
I meet (go go go go)
D             A
  I'm sick of crying myself to
 G              A
sleep on rubber sheets (go)
D          A          G
  I had an accident today
D          A
  I left a soiled bus seat
G               A
  I didn't know what to say


Chorus 2
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Mark:
D G A
      But I guess
         D    G
it all depends 

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
D G A
      Well I guess
         D    G
it all depends  

Tom:
undergarments

Mark:
A
  Step back in the 
D    A        G
light No more soiled 
            A
nights alone Well
I guess I didn't
D
I have to care 
   G
if I don't have a
A               D(hold)
load in my underwear 

 
Tom:
Uh anyway uh well
as I was saying
my dog nice dog
bending over uh 
If you dropped your keys
you'd bend over too

Scott:
Uh so uh well 
uh just wanna say 
thank you all for 
coming to the sperm 
bank Do you have a 
question there? 

Mark:
Shit Scott That aki-mofo
be messing with 
my lady gotta be 
running cold upsidedown 
his head you know 
what I'm sayin mans? Hey 
holmes I can dig it
that brotha ain't 
gonna pick up on you
man i say hey Scott, 
So to say i want to say 
pretty J I did the
same-ol same-ol
hey knock yourself 
on a post lick
the gray metal fat man
before he was down
I take tcb'in man
Hey you know what they 
say you see about to
get that bottie yacker
you lay her down 
and slackum yackum 
cold gotta be ya 
know man SHIT 

Tom:
Uh are you uh
feelin' all right? 

Mark:
Oh man jamofoba lay me
to the bone and 
she's jackin me 
up tightly! 
Alright Get out the 
scissors and get in place
Ready? Now start choppin 

Tom:
Hey man someone spotted
me it's heavy! 

Mark:
Alright now heave
it on down here! 
(sound of someone or something
falling down the stairs) 

Tom:
Okay it's all the 
way down there! 

Mark:
Aw who taught you how to 
throw the dick down the stairs?