Bill Bailey - The Leg Of Time tab

 Chords used in this song
     G5    A5   A5/C   C   D   E   A
e|-------------------------2-----------|
B|---------------------1---3-------2---|     
G|---------------5---------2---1---2---|
D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---|
A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------|
E|----3-----5----x---------------------|


Riff 1: G5 -> A5 -> A5/C -> A5



    Riff 1 x2
The Jester hops on the Leg of Time
    G5                    E
The scourge of the wizard nation
Riff 1 x2
Magical chanting is no crime
            G5                    E
When you're suckered by a blind alsation
C   D         Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?


Riff 1 x2
Seeing through the eyes of a murderous kestrel
G5                                      E
Where's the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-ha-ha-ha
Riff 1 x2
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland
G5                                            E
Why did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know
C   D         Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?


     C            D                Riff 1 x2
When Time has one leg, it couldn't march
   C           D
It stopped, it hopped
C   D         Riff1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
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           C                         D
Was it the wizards? (No.) Was it the goblins? (No.)
           A5                      G5
Was it the elves? (No.) Was it the dwarves? (No.)
           Riff 1 x2
Was it the Brain Police?  (What?)
           C
Was it the man with the key to door of reality,
D                     Riff 1 x2
Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)
           C                 D
Was it the terorists? (Nope) Pteradactyls? (No)
       Riff 1 x2
It was Terry
Riff 1 x2
Terry
C     D                Riff 1
Terry stole the Leg of Time


(Cockney Middle 8)
   A                    D
Oh Terry, you slag, you nicked the Leg of Time
A                             E
Give it back before you get a slap
A                               D
Take it down the Dog & Duck and leave it behind the bar
   A            E       A
Or you'll get a slap sunshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)
D        E          A
Leave it behind the bar (Get off me sister)
D        E          A
Leave it behind the bar (Give him half a pound)
D        E          A
Leave it behind the baa--arr

    C     D          Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
C     D                Riff 1 x2
Terry stole the Leg of Time.
    C               D           A5
The theft of Time's Leg was his crime