Capo 2nd fret
All positions relative to capo
I got this out of their songbook, so it's 100% correct, unless
they put in a different version or something
CHORDS used
G D C G/F# Em
e|3------2------0------3------0|
B|3------3------1------3------0|
G|0------2------0------0------0|
D|0------0------2------0------2|
A|2------X------3------0------2|
E|3------X------X------2------0|
Intro/Verse
e|---3------3----2----2----3----3----3-----|
B|---3------3----3----3----3----3----3-----| Intro = 4x 1st ending
G|---0------0----2----2----0----0----0-----|
D|-------------0---------------------------|
A|------0h2---------0----3---------3-------| Verse = 7x 1st end
E|3---------------------------3---------0-2|
*8th time on verse, do this
e|---3------3----2----2----3----3----3----3-----2| Hold this last Dchord on when
B|---3------3----3----3----3----3----3----3-----3| they sing "looooooove" before
G|---0------0----2----2----0----0----0----0-----2| the chorus
D|-------------0--------------------------------0|
A|------0h2---------0----3---------3-------------|
E|3---------------------------3---------3--------|
Chorus
C D G G/F# Em 3x
C D 1x
LYRICS
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Verse 1
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 2
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a lamb, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you John Merrickkk's remains (Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Verse 3
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey)
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love......
Chorus
C D G G/F# Em
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
...and so on.....
YOU GET THE IDEA
-sorry, i have to hurry, I don't have time for all the lyrics
-oh yeah, when theyre talking about pre-wrapped sausages and bacon
or whatever, just do the same part as the verse
