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Afterbirth Monkey - Something That Ruins It All chords
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A A/Ab Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool. D Dm My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school. A A/Ab We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall D Dm but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all. A D I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick. A D Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls. G D A A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick. A D I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick. A D Thats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick. A D I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad. A D So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh. A D Its an itty bitty prick. A D Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls. G D A A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick. G D If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn. G D But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just watch porn... and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath. A D Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick. A D Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls. G D A A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick. G D A Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick. G D A Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick. [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/a/afterbirth-monkey/341563.html ]  |