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[Key: C] [Verse] C F Am G You point and laugh because I am a virgin C F Am G Well haha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend C F Am G I look at her, she knows what Im after C F Am G Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master I may look stupid when I have my cape on I always wear it for the star wars marathon Ive got no job, no car, no life at all No bills to pay, no friends to call [Chorus] [ Tab from: http://www.guitaretab.com/a/aequitas/312797.html ] C G Am F We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone C G Am F We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be [Verse] You had a secret club you never let me in You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls” The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls I have more comic books than I could ever read And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough [Bridge] C G Bazinga Am Scissors paper rock F Lizard beating Spock C G Bazinga Am I used to play World of Warcraft F But then I took a vagina to the cock (C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012 |